Teenagers... Bleh

Everything you have heard about teenagers is basically true, we party hardy, fall in love, sleep all day, but really in the end, we just stink; we're messed up.I mean come on guys, take 5 minutes out of your day to actually take a shower. No one wants to smell the wet dog and leftover pizza stains on your clothing. Before you know it, you will have all the animals crawling after you like a dead rodent on the side of a road. Yep its that bad. Just do us all a favor and stay home. Cant I just go see a movie with my girls and not pass out from the people in there? Well maybe you just went through a break up or maybe you dont have enough stamina to get yourself off the couch every once in a while because your broke, fat, and you cant get a job, but like a good friend of mine would say "Get your sh*t together man!" If you keep this up, everyone will catch your drift, if you know what I mean ;)

Dont let this be you and do the right thing. Take a shower. If you cant help it, stay home.